“Tastes like a Kit-Kat Buttf*cked a Peep on a bed of hay & cedar”

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The UC10 has a perfeclty smooth dark chocolate wrapper. When you hold it in your hand, you wonder how the good people at Drew Estate are photoshopping your eyeballs in realtime! What sort of wizardry is this?

Once lit, the foot of this beautiful work of art smokes like a Tommy Chong at a Grateful Dead concert; or a bonfire at 3AM that just won’t go out when you’re piss-drunk and ready for bed

The first 1/3rd tastes like every great Maduro cigar I’ve ever had smashed into one…There’s all the peppers… There’s ALL the peppers (black, red, white) but all the corners have been smoothed out. There’s no harshness, just big flavor with each gigantic puff of smoke. I feel like one of those “Vape Bros” blowing huge clouds while smoking this thing.

The middle starts to level off and becomes just ‘eat until you’re sick’ delicious…

We’ve taken off! We’re above the clouds and through the turbulence. We’re at cruising altitude… Feel free to move about the cabin!

The biggest danger I have with this delicious cigar, is that I smoke it too fast. You ever watch a little kid try and drink a bottle of water when they’re really thirty? The little idiots forget that breathing is still necessary. That’s me with the UC10…

My favorite part of the UC 10? The final 1/3rd, which is NEVER my favorite part of a smoke (with the exception of a Liga No. 9). To continue with the plane analogy; you’ve gotten up to stretch your legs and are perfectly content heading back to your seat in coach. Suddenly the cute flight attendant informs you that there’s a free full recline, private pod, bad-ass-first-class seat waiting for you. For the remainder of the flight you relax in style while she brings you double schoth on the rocks, filet mignon, good champagne and one to many freshly baked cookies. ‘Hot towel and Belgian chocolate before touchdown?’ she asks. Don’t mind if I do UC10… Don’t mind if I do…

Bonus thought; Recommended drink pairing – The hoppiest beer you enjoy chilled to 0.1 degree above its freezing point. I’m talking hurting your teeth, brain freeze inducing, where the fuck are my mittens type cold…

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